Old man wears a condom in his mouth to see what it feels like
M
Man trying to steal her purse falls into a well that he later finds out is a gold mine
P
Sleeping woman is woken by a man that wants to cop a feel
R
A man orders some haute cuisine for his date and then picks up a fork and offers it to her to eat
Suffixes
cuban
Old man laughs while taking a leak in a New York bathroom
H
J-Pop singer covered in glue
N
Woman loves to sleep on her stomach
Bums like elephants
S
Suspended ceiling. Also, suffix means single or alone
Unlisted
Talking to a girl as she walks down the street, he says, "Hey beautiful, you like my car?"
"Hey beautiful, you like my car?"
Girl approaches car and says, "Can I help you?"
Listed
Man and woman go into the woods and do the nasty.
"Hey honey, you like my car?"
Showing off his new sports car, a man offers the opinion that it's been a long time since he's driven one, and his neighbor has never driven. The neighbor says, "I don't have a license," and the man says, "I don't have a license, either."
"I don't have a license, either."
Student tells his teacher about his major plans to be an author. The teacher questions him about the premise of the story and says, "You know how to start a story? An author is born with a cat."
"An author is born with a cat."
She puts a white sheet over her husband's face to cover his death. As a pallbearer carries him away, he says, "You sure I can't get into this thing? It looks
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